I sat in an aqua-green booth, eating a hamburger, fries and milkshake, when a tiny little old lady walked in and sat at the counter. She was obviously a regular, as every waitress knew her name and what she liked.
"So what's new in your life, Alice?" asked the waitress as she poured a cup of coffee.
"Well, dear, I got a new pair of glasses, and I'm hearing so much better now!" exclaimed the lady. The waitress looked taken back, and fumbled for a reply.
"Wow! What a good feeling!" she said at last.
"Yes, it is a relief." assured the lady, and went on to discuss her lawn.